Pigs in a Sling Part IX

Suddenyl while Emma dived underneath the stoel bridge she nodded and succumbed to the ravenous hungry beasts that were brought to her when she fed from the nottal being inside the druginduced weather abllon of soceties notrmas during the outbreak of sudden transformation under the rul eo f brigasdoon and from there we traveled fby sghip to the darkest of mons under the disguise of a rabid dog.
At that same moent in time, ther was a ongin from above that one us mayvbe Grace should serve the ruling class with mashed potatoes anmd grim desitres that were bold but notetheless nonetheless hunfry for trances set iup on the witrches of another dimension.
Bill wondered if he'd ever get out of his meeting and if so, what Shelly would have waiting for him at home on the dinner table.

Greensleeves 2008

Rabid dogs
And euro clogs
And ice cream lapped from a 'tainer

Coffee beans
And lima dreams
And Rogers and Hammerstein saviors

Delilah smiled
And Nadia dialed
A cross made of wimpers and mayo

Fedorah hats
And vampire bats
And logic that came from a stable

Beluga whales
And puppy dog tails
And Grimace from McDonald's

Begonias bloom
In my back room
While Leave it to Beaver goes crazy

Stay put my dear
And do stand clear
I've got me a socket and cleaver

Humongous laughs
And bubble baths
And froggies with inner ear 'fections

Sandra Dee
Tommy Lee
Billy Dee Williams

Silly Junior

I bought two tickets to the rodeo
I took my sister and my mother too
We had a good time watching the cattle
We met a guy named Joe

Joe owned a horse
The horse was named Silly
We bought the horse for 5000 dollars

I took the horse home and made him my best friend
I had a horse named Silly

Silly was the best horse I knew
We'd ride around the old stables
Then one day I had to go away on business
So I left Silly to my mother

When I came back home
Silly was lame
I had to put him away
Then we had horse stew for about 15 days
And I cried myself to sleep

Oh Silly was my favorite horse
I loved him dearly oh yes
Oh Silly was the greatest horse
I loved him til the end

The moral of this crazy story:
Never leave a horse to your mother
She will screw up and your horse will die
You'll be sad for 15 days

Oh Silly, Silly
When he was alive
He gave birth to another
Silly, he made a fawn
We named him Silly Junior

Oh Silly Junior
He's just a calf
We're raising him to be fast, yeah
We'll take him to the track
One day he'll be big
And I'll make all my money from him

Oh Silly Junior
He's my favorite
His dad got killed by my roof
Silly...
(it's...it's the junior Silly and we love the lyrics)

Train Song

Wooo woooooooo
Wooo woooooooo

Steven told me the train keep rollin' all night
Told me it's gonna work out every time
And I trust him when it comes to matters of science
I know that he would never lie

Wooo woooooooo
Wooo woooooooo

Gary told me to wear a hat on my forehead
When I'm speeding down the 49
Heading to Frisco, gonna get some gold there
I hope that I'm the first one it's alright

Wooo woooooooo
Wooo woooooooo

Breakup Song

My heart is in my body
My chest and ribs protect it
My diaphragm is the lower border 'tween my heart and the majority of my gastrointestinal tract

But you didn't care
You ripped my heart out
By first making an incision in my skin and then using a saw to cut my breastbone

My heart is on a table
In a container full of ice
The doctors plan on putting it back in once they remove the lichen-covered rock you put in my chest cavity in place of my heart before sewing the incision back up with the skill of a surgeon

Oh you didn't care
You ripped my heart out
You held it in front of me and squeezed it until blood squirted all over your Arcade Fire t-shirt, you sicko

My heart is back in my body
Some plastic and metal parts protect it
My diaphragm consists of biodegradable rubber manufactured in a lab in Seoul, Korea

Sailing

Sailing
Sailing to
Sailing to Nebraska
Sailing to Nebraska on a ship made of golden eggshells
Sailing to Naboo with R2D2 on a ship made of superglued sea-glass.
Sailing to Nicaragua with Alex P. Keaton on a golden seagull made of gargantuan mercury-laden anchovies
Sailing to Dayton, Ohio
Sailing to Mom's house
Sailing

The Matrix IV: Return of the Jedi King Arthur

Boldy fighting the bad guys from Neptune
That materialized in the wake of the Jedi fertility movement
1992 was the same year I wrote the original Matrix movie
On a napkin in a Chili's in Amarillo with a lightsaber pen