Silly Junior

I bought two tickets to the rodeo
I took my sister and my mother too
We had a good time watching the cattle
We met a guy named Joe

Joe owned a horse
The horse was named Silly
We bought the horse for 5000 dollars

I took the horse home and made him my best friend
I had a horse named Silly

Silly was the best horse I knew
We'd ride around the old stables
Then one day I had to go away on business
So I left Silly to my mother

When I came back home
Silly was lame
I had to put him away
Then we had horse stew for about 15 days
And I cried myself to sleep

Oh Silly was my favorite horse
I loved him dearly oh yes
Oh Silly was the greatest horse
I loved him til the end

The moral of this crazy story:
Never leave a horse to your mother
She will screw up and your horse will die
You'll be sad for 15 days

Oh Silly, Silly
When he was alive
He gave birth to another
Silly, he made a fawn
We named him Silly Junior

Oh Silly Junior
He's just a calf
We're raising him to be fast, yeah
We'll take him to the track
One day he'll be big
And I'll make all my money from him

Oh Silly Junior
He's my favorite
His dad got killed by my roof
Silly...
(it's...it's the junior Silly and we love the lyrics)