I used the right side of my brain, to mend the left side of your heart
I used a small piece of your leg, to make your lips look like a whale
I used to be an auto mechanic, until I got real sma-a-a-a-a-a-art!!!
You, you were an ugly girl
I was a skilled magician
A doctor of magical surgery
In the hospital of life
You, you are a gorgeous model
I make a million bucks a year
Let's live together in California
And adopt a couple of kids
But I got a sad letter from the medical board
It said I wasn't fit
I went back to fixing carburators
You met another dude named Adam
Find me another magician slash model
Couple that looked so good
Together and I'll steal you a Porsche from my shop
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