Thursday, October 18, 2007

Scary Giant Fox Man

We came from the west end
We traveled to the east
We skinned a couple of rabbits
In preparation for the beast

His hands were gnarled and curvy
His head was full of sand
He was the scariest giant fox
In all of this here land
In all of this here land

Scary Giant Fox Man!
Dressed up in his best
A coat made of a boat sail
An assembly line strapped to his chest

Scary Giant Fox Man!
Your hands are real real big
I lived inside your closed fist
With Earl the giant pig

Scary Giant Fox Man!
I saw you on TV
When you and Maury Povich
Found out the father of your giant baby!!!

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