Beard of Mashed Potatoes

verse:
I like Monkeys and I like Chimps
I like all you can eat shrimps
But anything below my nose
Must be a beard of mashed potatoes

chorus:
I look forward to puberty
I hope it will set me free
Pretty soon it will happen to me
You just wait and see

verse:
Julie is a stellar chick
She can make anything stick
On her body and 'tween her toes
Even a beard of mashed potatoes

chorus:
I look forward to puberty
I hope it will set me free
Pretty soon it will happen to me
You just wait and see

bridge:
cook the potatoes
mash them up real good
smear them over my chin and cheeks
beard of mashed potatoes
beard of mashed potatoes

chorus:
I look forward to puberty
I hope it will set me free
Pretty soon it will happen to me
You just wait and see